duderus

You know, every once in a while, a great idea will pop into my head — the way, I would imagine, thoughts popped into the heads of great thinkers of the past (think: Edison’s model-T, Plato’s lightbulb, or even Einstein’s Theory of Photosynthesis (I don’t mind seating myself amongst the greats)). Such an occurrence happened today. A thought, born of such sheer brilliance and wit that my head could hardly contain it, entered my realm of consciousness. And now, I share it with you all. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:

Can you even comprehend how perfect this situation is? Not only do the words “Ruffalo” and “owned” lend themselves, phonetically, to a deliriously-sweet conjugation, but the very ideas behind them are a match made in heaven. Think about it: Mark Ruffalo. The man. The legend. The pure PWNAGE (on screen and off)!! Is there another human being alive that could so aptly wave the flag of “PwN3d”? I think not. And then — to cap it all off — for the icing on the cake — for the trifecta’s trifecta - I find this amazing image of Mr. Ruffalo, guns-a-flexin.’ Folks, Ruffalowned was meant to be! I am simply humbled and honored that I could be a tool in its realization.

(For the record: as of 12/21/2005, there are ZERO instances of “ruffalowned” being reported by the Google, Yahoo!, and MSN search engines. I shall thus consider this a first. After all, the internets never lie!)

-N

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