See Ya, W; Thanks For The Mm–… the Re–… the Little Mind-Thingies That Come Inta Yer Head When Ya Remember Somethin…

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Though I didn’t much care for his presidenting, I will say this about Dubya, in light of his recent departure from office: things sure aren’t going to be as funny around here. You know, I think we, as a nation, may have taken a misstep with hiring this Barack (HUSSEIN!!1!) Obama felluh, because I think being able to really get the crowd laughin’ is an important quality in a president, especially when making important speeches and such. And I don’t see Mr. Obama having that quality. Oh, sure, he can deliver an eloquent speech using complete sentences and whatnot, but it takes a poet to truly mystify his audience, leaving them in bewilderment to ponder his every sentence. Sigh… sometimes you just don’t know whatchya got til it’s gone.

Also important in a president: looking good in a flightsuit.

Score so far: Bush=2, Obama=0.

Not looking good so far, there, Barack.

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