About to Blow Your Mind

Longtime readers may recall a certain smorgasbord of tech-pr0n posted on this here website nearly 3 years ago. The post was called “Techno-Luv,” and it featured an abundance of scantily-clad electronics, each revealing their snow-white nether regions. Remember that? Are you all breathing heavily yet? Just me?

Well get ready to sweat, because I’m about to blow your mind. For your viewing pleasure:

The First Dimension

The First Dimension of Hottness

…still sexy.

The Second Dimension
The Second Dimension of Hottness

…still getting along after all this time.

The Third Dimension
The Second Dimension of Hottness

…well hallo thur, big gai!

The FOURTH Dimension
The Second Dimension of Hottness

BAM! Your mind is blown.

For those keeping score at home, that’s white on white on white on white, or, White^4. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty sure I just opened a time warp somewhere.

So yeah, I got a new (used) car, and it’s beautiful. This is coming off of my crusty old ‘92 Honda Accord. And let me tell you, it’s the little things that count in a car. Though I no longer have a moon roof or power windows, I do have a functioning radio, and a steering system that doesn’t pound your hands like a jackhammer when you try going above 60 miles per hour. That’s a step in the right direction right there! That, and it’s a VW, which is just inherently sweet. Ever since this commercial, I’ve wanted to own one. And now I do! It only took me 8 years!

Nate

4 Responses to “About to Blow Your Mind”

  1. Paul Says:

    Congrads whitey!

    Actually … why does everything have to be so racist. Whatcha got ‘gainst the black man … huh?

    tech-pr0n racist!

    and I quote: “striking new black” : http://www.apple.com/ipodclassic/

  2. KrisTIN Says:

    Very nice Nate…I enjoy your use of color in this post.

  3. Lisa Says:

    so how often do you have to hit up the carwash? :)

  4. anne Says:

    I am seriously jealous. I mean, I totally have the raddest wagon on the block, but I still have veedub envy.

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