duderus

Oh come awn, Google: Rank me for “cankle” already, will you? I put so much twurk into that one! We’re talking a good, solid chunka text, a few diagrams, a nice little defenition, and a good — but not spammy, mind you — amount of the right keywords littered throughout the text. That’s SEO perfection right there, bay-bee. WHAT MORE ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?! WHAT?!

(I should be the king of cankle right now… hmph)

Your resistance to rank me leaves me no choice. Thus I shall sick Homer on thee, oh Google, and smite thee.

Thou art smote.

In other news: did we really need another “xXx” movie?

OH! And in still other news, I think I may have found a new Ted-replacement

Speaking of spiders and other such cute and cuddly things, I was just wondering today: When getting dressed, how often do you suppose that we throw on sweaters or t-shirts that have spiders hanging out in them? Ya know, you pull that old favorite out of the bottom of the drawer - the one you’d forgotten about for a few months - and just chuck it on, not knowing that “Oops!” Mr. and Mrs. spider just happened to be using your COLLAR as their home, and are presently making spider-babies RIGHT WHERE YOUR NECK GOES! Yeeck. I’ve gotta believe that it must happen at least once or twice a year. If we supposedly swallow a few spiders in our sleep every year, then surely we probably put on a few spider-laden shirts.

And then there’s underwear.

… Makes you want to shake out all your clothes before wearing them…

Anyhow, just sayin’.

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